Baffling spam subject line of the week: She will forget her name once she sees your new cock as the result of taking Penis Enlarge Patch.

How do they think of these things? I don't WANT to forget my name ... will the guy's "new cock" give me brain damage? Is he going to club me over the head with the damn thing?

"She will forget her name" ... what the %^$#$@?! Help me out here. Since when is a woman forgetting her own name a sign of extreme arousal? Along those lines, will I soon be seeing spam saying "Y0uR noo C0CK w!11 m@ke HeR stoopid!" or something?

The really nice touch on this particular spam was the sender's name though: Denny Wang

Thanks for thinking of me, Denny. If I ever decide I want a new cock, I'll get a hold of you! :-)